SMS Loka A collection of user contributed SMS

Do u love anybody?

IF yes,

then think of that person whom you love n dial 000# result will be displayed on the screen....!

Try, its very interesting !

As years go, U may lose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight.

But not ur Smartness, Talent, Brightness & Intelligence.

Bcoz u can lose only WHAT U HAVE..!?

As years go, U may lose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight.

But not ur Smartness, Talent, Brightness & Intelligence.

Bcoz u can lose only WHAT U HAVE..!?

Whats students study in pakistan?

Ans:
BE-Bomb Engineering
M.B.B.S-Member of Bomb Blasting Society
IIT- Islamic Institute of Terrorism
IIM-Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT-Career in Alqueda&Taliban
MTech-Masters in Terror Technology
LLB-Learning Licence of Bomb blasting. Send 2 indians now.

The best relation ever is between two eyes..

They blink together..
Move together..
Cry together..
See together..
Sleep together..
Still they never see directly each other..

But when they see a girl.. One will flick and other will not..

Moral of the story..

"Girls will break any kind of relationship.."

June 1 randhu nadeda nijvada gatane.

7 varshada hudugiyanu avala appa hagu obba auto driver yatukondu hogi, athi kruravagi, balavanthagi, shaalege serisidharu...!!

PHONE 1 MANDIR,
SMS uska Bhagwan,
sms bhejne wala Pujari,
sms padhne wala Bhakt,

padhkar sms na karne wala mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari..!!

Reality of the life:

"EVERYTHING IS FUNNY,
AS LONG AS IT IS HAPPENING TO SOMEBODY ELSE...!"

Once lived 3 persons named WHAT,WHY&WHEN.
dey 3 wr talkin:
WHAT:hai WHY what r u doing?
WHY:i dont know what iam doing.
WHAT:why? WHY:why r u calin me?what?
WHAT:nw why did u cal me?
WHY:what! When did i cal u?
WHEN:in ur problem why r u callin me?
WHY:what ?did i cal u? When?
WHAT&WHEN:what! WHEN:why r u cali ng urself?
WHY: did i cal myself ,when?
WHEN:what?
WHAT:why did u cal me?Dont ask when?
WHY&WHEN:what!!

now fwd n eat othrs head..!

Gamana ittu nodi1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Thale kettoithu thaane?.
Paapigalu nanagu heege kalisiddare..:-).