As years go, U may lose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight.
But not ur Smartness, Talent, Brightness & Intelligence.
Bcoz u can lose only WHAT U HAVE..!?
"U wil not be punished for ur anger, u wil be punished by ur anger".
Because ANGER is just 1 letter short of DANGER..!!
"Success Kisses You In Private"
But
"Failure Always Bugs You In Public."
Whats students study in pakistan?
Ans:
BE-Bomb Engineering
M.B.B.S-Member of Bomb Blasting Society
IIT- Islamic Institute of Terrorism
IIM-Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT-Career in Alqueda&Taliban
MTech-Masters in Terror Technology
LLB-Learning Licence of Bomb blasting. Send 2 indians now.
PAISA
aayega jayega,
SUKH
aayega jayega,
CHINTA
aayegi jayegi
PYAR
aayega jayega,
LEKIN
is DOST ka
SMS
aayega
aayega
aur
humesha aata hi rahega.
The best relation ever is between two eyes..
They blink together..
Move together..
Cry together..
See together..
Sleep together..
Still they never see directly each other..
But when they see a girl.. One will flick and other will not..
Moral of the story..
"Girls will break any kind of relationship.."
"Its not your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cheats you"
but
"Its really your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cares you".
June 1 randhu nadeda nijvada gatane.
7 varshada hudugiyanu avala appa hagu obba auto driver yatukondu hogi, athi kruravagi, balavanthagi, shaalege serisidharu...!!
First of first is first in u.
Second of YOU is twice in u.
First of LAST is last in u.
If ur intelligent answer me who r u?
PHONE 1 MANDIR,
SMS uska Bhagwan,
sms bhejne wala Pujari,
sms padhne wala Bhakt,
padhkar sms na karne wala mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari..!!